I know I’m late to the game today, but I’m especially thankful this year for my beautiful, wonderful wife, my two amazing little girls, and the one on the way. Also, I suppose, my in-laws who paid for Thanksgiving dinner out, so we don’t have to clean up after 40-odd people like last year. Happy Thanksgiving!
The Long Day of the Bad Joke is finally over
She got one more in as she was going to bed.
Smush: Knock knock.
Smush: I said Knock knock.
Me: [sigh] Ok, who's there?
Me: Pecan who?
Smush: Pecan someone your own size.
Me: Go to sleep.
A group of wildly overpaid egotistical mercenaries whose pinstripes are actually...– Carl Kasell