February 2010
42 posts
January 2010
32 posts
There are plans to build a prosthetics factory in Haiti. There are so many people in need of prosthetics after the earthquake that they are planning to build a factory.
Now, what features were you missing on that iPad?
Tell me a story
A&J: Papa, will you tell me a story?
Papa: Hmm, let me think. Once there was a man and a woman who got married, but the man was rich, and the woman was just after his money. After a time he realized this, so he decided to kill her. So he took her out in a boat and pushed her into the water and she drowned.....
Every other adult in the room: ....... !!!!! .......
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Internet Explorer allowed Chinese spies to hack... →
jimray:
Of course, Microsoft is telling everyone to upgrade from IE 6 and XP to Win7 and IE 8, even though IE 7 and 8 still contain the vulnerability! Isn’t this the same company that was saying Google’s Chrome Frame made IE less secure — I’m not sure how that’s even possible at this point.
Using Internet Explorer — any version — is simply irresponsible. Every alternative, from Firefox to...
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WatchTEAM CRAIG FERGUSON.
“Friends don’t let friends use IE6”
– Amy Bazdukas, Microsoft’s general manager for Internet Explorer (via toldorknown) I don’t get it. What does she mean by “6”?
Smush: What time is it?
Me: You have a clock right there.
Smush: That one's too hard.
Me: No, it's not. You can read a real clock.
Smush: Ugh. Real clocks are *ancient*!
Excuse me. I'll be over in the corner, curling up to die.
Anybody want a donut?
V: Do you want a donut?
Me: Oh, I could go either way.
V: OK, I'll be good.
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[Driving past donut shop]
Smush: Hey, can we get a donut?
V: YES!
[Immediate U-Turn]
advancedslacking asked: I had to use the proper and simple method of asking you a question via the drop-down menu in your user icon.
LIKE AN ANIMAL.
That wasn't a question, was it.
LIKE AN ANIMAL.
That wasn't a question, was it.
merlin:
Want to pretend like we’re hanging out...
Straight No Chaser: The 12 Days of Christmas
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