There are plans to build a prosthetics factory in Haiti. There are so many people in need of prosthetics after the earthquake that they are planning to build a factory.
Now, what features were you missing on that iPad?
- A&J: Papa, will you tell me a story?
- Papa: Hmm, let me think. Once there was a man and a woman who got married, but the man was rich, and the woman was just after his money. After a time he realized this, so he decided to kill her. So he took her out in a boat and pushed her into the water and she drowned.....
- Every other adult in the room: ....... !!!!! .......
I don’t get it. What does she mean by “6”?
- Smush: What time is it?
- Me: You have a clock right there.
- Smush: That one's too hard.
- Me: No, it's not. You can read a real clock.
- Smush: Ugh. Real clocks are *ancient*!
- Excuse me. I'll be over in the corner, curling up to die.