As If I'd Have Time For That

Smush just sat behind either the world’s most sensitive (physically) or most child-hating guy on our flight. Now granted, we probably look like a traveller’s worst nightmare when we walk down that aisle, but these kids are well-travelled, and behave better than many adults on most flights.

He gave her the evil eye before she even sat down. In the course of her putting her bag under the seat and getting out her homework (!) to work on, he turned around and glared at least three times. He turned and glared again when she pulled out the safety card to follow along with the spiel.

And of course he’s a full-recliner. As soon as the bong came, back he went. He’s lucky he had Smush and not my long legs, or my knee would have been so far up his….well, you get the picture.

This continued through the entire flight, when she so much as breathed in his direction. But whatever. The people next to her were great, she got all her homework done, and Grumpy Guy can go get pissy at someone else now.

Wait, that’s pretty good. She’s the best.