- Polly: Daddy, I think you look handsome in your glasses.
- Me: Thanks, babe.
- Polly: You look better without them, though.
- Me: ...
- Polly: Well, you do.
Chaperoning a field trip tomorrow.
- V (to me): I'll pack you a beer.
- Smush: Mommy, no, we're not supposed to bring anything glass!
It’s starting to rain pretty hard. We may be done here, folks. Try not to take it too hard.