“I do better at this when I’ve had a drink because I don’t stress out so much about it.” —My lovely wife, instilling all sorts of confidence as she begins to cut my hair.
- 2yo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
- Me: What's wrong?
- 2yo: I WANT MOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
- Me: Would you like some bacon?
- 2yo: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO---
- 2yo: yes
“Why You’ll (Heart) The Microsoft Surface” —
Oh just shut up already. So much wrong with this.